The Nicolas Cage Project

  • Ghost Rider 2: European Vacation  (2011)

    Ghost Rider 2: European Vacation (2011)

    What’s this all about? OK, the movie is actually called, Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengeance, but I couldn’t resist the joke. If you’ve been reading these reviews, you’ll remember 2007’s Ghost Rider,…

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  • Trespass (2011)

    Trespass (2011)

    What’s this all about? Criminals invade the giant mansion of a rich, unscrupulous douchebag, where they hold the d-bag and his family hostage. There’s a great deal of screaming, shouting, the waving…

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  • Seeking Justice (2011)

    Seeking Justice (2011)

    What’s this all about? When a mild-mannered high school teacher’s wife is brutally assaulted and raped, he is lured into a web of murder, when a stranger approaches, and offers to have…

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  • Drive Angry (2011)

    Drive Angry (2011)

    What’s this all about? When a cult leader, who may or may not have super powers, decides to sacrifice the baby that he fathered with a woman who bit him on the…

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  • Season of the Witch (2011)

    Season of the Witch (2011)

    What’s this all about? A pair of knights who have abandoned The Crusades after realizing that many of those whom they are slaying are innocents, are tasked with delivering a witch, believed…

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  • The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2010)

    The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2010)

    What’s this all about? In 2010, high on the success of the “Pirates of the Caribbean” franchise, Disney looked around and said, “what other crappy intellectual properties do we own that we…

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  • Kick-Ass (2010)

    Kick-Ass (2010)

    What’s this all about? Kick-Ass is the story of an average, everyday teenager who decides to become a costumed super hero like in all of the comic books. It tries to paint…

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  • Astro Boy (2009)

    Astro Boy (2009)

    What’s this all about? Astro Boy is a CGI adaptation of the Japanese Manga property of the same name, which originated in 1968, and has been around in some form ever since.…

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  • Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009)

    Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009)

    What’s this all about? Hang on, kids. This one is wild. In 2009, Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans was released as a “follow up” to the 1992 Harvey Keitel drama,…

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  • G-Force (2009)

    G-Force (2009)

    What’s this all about? In G-Force, we get a live action/CGI talking animal picture about a group of Guinea Pigs, a mole, and a fly who are part of an FBI-funded experiment…

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  • Knowing (2009)

    Knowing (2009)

    What’s this all about? In 2009, following the box office bomb that was Bangkok Dangerous, Nicolas Cage ventured into somewhat calmer territory with Knowing, the story of a widowed MIT professor raising…

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  • Bangkok Dangerous (2008)

    Bangkok Dangerous (2008)

    What’s this all about? In Bangkok Dangerous, we get to see a high-priced, international assassin take on his “last big job” following the three rules that have kept him alive for his…

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