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Outcast (2014)
What’s this all about? Tired of the horrors of war, Anakin Skywalker and his mentor travel to a distant land, where they fall into a political plot that requires them to escort…
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Rage (2014)
What’s this all about? Rage, originally titled Tokarev, tells the story of a reformed criminal whose daughter is kidnapped, and the frantic search to rescue her. No, we haven’t already covered this…
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Joe (2013)
What’s this all about? Honestly, I have no idea. I watched this movie, and paid attention, but in the end, I can’t really tell you what it was all about. Joe is…
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The Croods (2013)
What’s this all about? In 2013, someone at Dreamworks decided that we needed another CGI-animated kids’ movie with a star studded cast of adult actors providing the voices. So, they rounded up…
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The Frozen Ground (2013)
What’s this all about? After a string of screamy action/thrillers and ill-advised devil-themed nonsense, Nick returned to the world of “serious” films, in 2013’s The Frozen Ground. A procedural retelling of the…
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Stolen (2012)
What’s this all about? In 2012’s Stolen, a man with a mysterious past which has given him a peculiar set of skills learns that his daughter has been kidnapped, and only he…
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Ghost Rider 2: European Vacation (2011)
What’s this all about? OK, the movie is actually called, Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengeance, but I couldn’t resist the joke. If you’ve been reading these reviews, you’ll remember 2007’s Ghost Rider,…
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Trespass (2011)
What’s this all about? Criminals invade the giant mansion of a rich, unscrupulous douchebag, where they hold the d-bag and his family hostage. There’s a great deal of screaming, shouting, the waving…
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Seeking Justice (2011)
What’s this all about? When a mild-mannered high school teacher’s wife is brutally assaulted and raped, he is lured into a web of murder, when a stranger approaches, and offers to have…
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Drive Angry (2011)
What’s this all about? When a cult leader, who may or may not have super powers, decides to sacrifice the baby that he fathered with a woman who bit him on the…
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Season of the Witch (2011)
What’s this all about? A pair of knights who have abandoned The Crusades after realizing that many of those whom they are slaying are innocents, are tasked with delivering a witch, believed…
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The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2010)
What’s this all about? In 2010, high on the success of the “Pirates of the Caribbean” franchise, Disney looked around and said, “what other crappy intellectual properties do we own that we…