Pay The Ghost (2015)

What’s this all about?

Pay The Ghost is a fairly straightforward ghost story that, on its surface, is about the malevolent ghost of a Celtic woman who was burned at the stake, along with her three children, in old New York. 

Beyond the surface, the film explores the experiences of parents who lose a child.

It’s a pretty dire affair, as one might imagine, without a lot of character development. I didn’t find it terribly scary, but it was competently written, acted, and filmed. 

Who is Nick in this one?

Nick plays “Mike,” a college teacher with a wife and a young son living in New York, His life is dominated by his work, although he’s an attentive husband, and good, if sometimes absent father. At a Halloween street fair, he looks away from his son for a split second, and the child vanishes. Nick’s marriage collapses, and he becomes obsessed with identifying potential child predators in the area.

Who else is in this one?

Sarah Wayne Callies (“Lori Grimes” from The Walking Dead) plays Nick’s wife, “Kristen.” She’s good.

Erin Boyes plays “sexy coed.” I don’t remember that character, and it seems liek a weird role for a ghost story.

Did you see that?

During the scene where Nick’s son is kidnapped, Nick is buying a chocolate vanilla twist ice cream cone from a food truck. The vendor says, “that’ll be six bucks.” 

Nick hands him a bill that we aren’t shown, and says, “Keep the change.”

So, two big issues here. One, did no one working on the film know how much an ice cream cone costs? This movie is ten years old. We’re currently experiencing record inflation. I wouldn’t pay $6 for an ice cream cone today.

Second, what denomination bill are we to think Nick gave him? A ten? That’s a $4 tip on a $6 order. That’s a 66% gratuity to a guy who literally just handed him an ice cream cone (and didn’t see his kid get kidnapped). Did I mention the record inflation? We’re getting pressured to tip at Home Depot, now. We still don’t tip 66%. -Michael

What were Nick’s best parts?

We get to see a couple of scenes in which Nick is working in the classroom. In one, he’s reading a weird, spooky poem to his class just as he releases them from class on Halloween. It felt like a fun, genuine moment that could have really happened, and Nick played the scene well. -Michael

What were Nick’s worst parts?

At the very end of the movie, Nick returns home with his son, having bested the ghost, and rescued three children from the afterlife. His wife, of course, responds appropriately to seeing her son who has been missing for a year return home unharmed. Nick stands on screen like he’s not sure if they were rolling film or not. He honestly looked like he didn’t know what he was supposed to be doing. It seemed like a bad way to wrap up the story. -Michael

How was the movie?

This was a pretty basic ghost story about a child abducting ghost. We got some Halloween history, and we got to see the different reactions people have to the tragedy of losing a child. 

One father becomes a heroin addict. A mother buries herself in her work. Nick and his wife’s marriage falls apart.

That much was sort of interesting. The film, unfortunately, wasn’t scary in the least. Also the “solution” to the kidnapping just presented itself to Nick, and he immediately solved it. There was nothing really clever or unique or even tense about it. 

This went straight to video, and never played in a single theater. That was probably a good choice. I would have been mad if I’d paid a full ticket price to see this, but if I’d brought it home from Blockbuster on a Friday night, it wouldn’t have been a big deal.-Michael

Yeah, but did you like it?

It was OK. There are a million better scary movies out there, though. -Michael

Where can I watch it?

It’s on Tubi. The weak ones always are.


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